Because I Ain't No Give A Puck Back Gurl

camiekahle:

enochliew:

Hearst Castle by Julia Morgan

The indoor mosaic-tiled pool is inspired by Roman baths.

I’ve been here a few times and it is even more gorgeous in-person. Fun fact: the pool looks deepest wherever you’re standing because the water creates an optical illusion on the tiled pool bottom.

all of those yellow tiles are 22 kart gold. you can actually walk on part of it.

diva-gonzo:

bitternovembersoul:

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

A good host will offer almost immediately, at about the same time they ask if you would like a drink.

For those who have guests over, It’s

[greeting] = 5 minutes
[offer beverages] = 1 minute
[Do you need wi-fi access for your phone/tablet/laptop] - 3 minutes

So… within 10 minutes, you’re hooked back in.

Dealing with DTS (withdrawls) is never comfortable for anyone.

We can never remember who already has our password. You gotta ask for it yourself. But we’ll hook you as soon as you ask.

Yep. You are definitely an idiot.

mehay1:

just-a-dori-able:

Please go to here and sign the petition to save Almost Human!!!! We’re petitioning to get another network to either save Almost Human or for Fox to bring it back! We still need over 4,000 signatures though.

Please please help.

Also this petitions creator can no longer run this petition and is looking for someone to pick it up.

Megan has someone willing to take on the petition administration; the question is whether change.org can allow or enable another person to do so.  So far as I know, she’s approached them and is waiting for their response.

Oh! Thank you for adding that. If they won’t allow it I guess we could always make a petition ;)

rubieinwonderland:

abouttimefortea:

Did this really just fucking happen

Babam

Destiny ladies and gentlemen. Even Destiny ships it.

rubieinwonderland:

abouttimefortea:

Did this really just fucking happen

Babam

Destiny ladies and gentlemen. Even Destiny ships it.

Please go to here and sign the petition to save Almost Human!!!! We’re petitioning to get another network to either save Almost Human or for Fox to bring it back! We still need over 4,000 signatures though.

Please please help.

Also this petitions creator can no longer run this petition and is looking for someone to pick it up.

lesbian-goddesss:

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

and a girl or your gay. Bc you better believe I’m not getting cut by some dudes hang nail.

onlyliveonce-gofuckingnuts:

mew-in-the-tardis:

my-wintersoldier:

connorsrockinbooty:

there is no friendship in mario kart

it’s all fun and games until somebody picks rainbow road.

Who the fuck threw that blue shell?

Why did you drop that banana peel in front of me you fuck?

I’ve been teaching my Spanish exchange student the wonders of English smack-talk. It’s a beautiful thing and I really hope I can get some of it on camera before she leaves.

Rainbow Road here we come!

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

some start a kickstarter or a gofundit or something. Hollywood never says no to money. 

angelinthesuit:

And on your left we have an example of misogyny in action.

I now only refer to Clint Barton as Hawkguy.

I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

So fucking cute. He looks at her every time it stops like, “What you waiting for.”

just watch it. do it