Because I Ain't No Give A Puck Back Gurl
theamericanwitch:

Earlier today I found myself wandering the bustling shops of Holly Wood Cross.
I had initially Disapparated with the intentions of visiting my favorite apothecary before Apparating back home. However upon my arrival I realized I had completely forgotten the date!
So close to September 1st the peaceful mornings of The Cross were shattered by the shouts of school mates reunited and the parents that ran after.
Scattered among the crowd were Muggle-borns on their first trip to The Cross, obvious in both attire and attitude. Even their hair gave them away, still ruffled from pushing past the bolts of fabric used to hide The Cross’s mundan entrance.
But regardless of how long they have know of magic, all the children’s eyes go wide with awe when they see Hemlock’s Wands Shoppe. The magic in that moment is far greater than any spell that has ever been cast by Wizard-kind.
However perhaps the greatest bit of magic is found in what comes next.
Once inside Hemlock’s it is quieter than any library and the smell of wood shavings and magic hangs in the air.
Once a wand has chosen a witch or wizard (and it is never the other way around!) the sense of completeness is often a shock to the young witches and wizards. After all, how can you know what is missing if you have never before had it?
I still remember when I first walked into Hemlock’s. Even as amazed by Holly Wood Cross as all the Muggle-borns before me the sense of rightness I felt when I held my wand for the very first time was what amazed me the most. 
I can still hear Mr. Hemlock now, “Ebony, 12 inch, unyielding, with a Quatzequatel feather core.”
A rare wand core indeed after the 1912 Pan-American Protection Act banning the collection of Quatzequatel feathers!
Oh, but I suppose I’ve gotten a bit carried away… But that is the spell we’re all put under the first time we hold our wands, and with any luck it is a magic that will stay with a wizard their entire lives.
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~Dolores F. Wilkinson: Editor & Chief, The American Witch

Harry Potter themed magazine/blog/thing?
I dig.

theamericanwitch:

Earlier today I found myself wandering the bustling shops of Holly Wood Cross.

I had initially Disapparated with the intentions of visiting my favorite apothecary before Apparating back home. However upon my arrival I realized I had completely forgotten the date!

So close to September 1st the peaceful mornings of The Cross were shattered by the shouts of school mates reunited and the parents that ran after.

Scattered among the crowd were Muggle-borns on their first trip to The Cross, obvious in both attire and attitude. Even their hair gave them away, still ruffled from pushing past the bolts of fabric used to hide The Cross’s mundan entrance.

But regardless of how long they have know of magic, all the children’s eyes go wide with awe when they see Hemlock’s Wands Shoppe. The magic in that moment is far greater than any spell that has ever been cast by Wizard-kind.

However perhaps the greatest bit of magic is found in what comes next.

Once inside Hemlock’s it is quieter than any library and the smell of wood shavings and magic hangs in the air.

Once a wand has chosen a witch or wizard (and it is never the other way around!) the sense of completeness is often a shock to the young witches and wizards. After all, how can you know what is missing if you have never before had it?

I still remember when I first walked into Hemlock’s. Even as amazed by Holly Wood Cross as all the Muggle-borns before me the sense of rightness I felt when I held my wand for the very first time was what amazed me the most. 

I can still hear Mr. Hemlock now, “Ebony, 12 inch, unyielding, with a Quatzequatel feather core.”

A rare wand core indeed after the 1912 Pan-American Protection Act banning the collection of Quatzequatel feathers!

Oh, but I suppose I’ve gotten a bit carried away… But that is the spell we’re all put under the first time we hold our wands, and with any luck it is a magic that will stay with a wizard their entire lives.

____________________

~Dolores F. Wilkinson: Editor & Chief, The American Witch

Harry Potter themed magazine/blog/thing?

I dig.

rikkukosnature:

Find you center and burst forth thru its chest

my new life motto

rikkukosnature:

Find you center and burst forth thru its chest

my new life motto

calamity-cain:

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him…

I’m crying this is the best thing of all time.

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

and yet there is no name given

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

and yet there is no name given

firlalaith:

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

peition for danny pink to become the next main companion.

or a bad-ass mother fucker like Ming-Na Wen!

shylilfangirl:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

this is my favorite so far

who gives a flying rats ass about getting deleted. This gif is the shit.

thepotterlockgames:

starkidcorner:

fum0s:

alohomorathemind:

finestboywholived:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

THAT TAG

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.
SIDE NOTE

To any of the 24 people I just unfollowed, it had nothing to do with you or your blog. I just decided to cap the number of people I follow at 200 in an effort to clean up my dash a little bit.

Please don’t take it personally! If you really want me as a follower just send me a message and I will look into adding you back!

earthbound-fallen-angel:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

Sometimes I wonder if my own country is a real thing or if it’s in some sort of separate realm or something

Canada isn’t real, it’s actually Narnia in disguise.

Also, how the fuck do you misspell Canada with an ’ i ’ ? I’m fucking dyslexic and even I’ve never spelled it with ’ i ’ I mean the only vowels are ’ a ‘s for god sakes.

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

Guardian of the Galaxy….more like Spirit Animal of Tumblr

tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

I’m dying here. This is funnier then shit.

deepdarkmarvellous:

thats-not-victorian:

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

SOMEONE MADE A COMIC
BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON

The Bellicose Australian is a terror at the Labyrinth of Tigers.

deepdarkmarvellous:

thats-not-victorian:

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

SOMEONE MADE A COMIC

BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON

The Bellicose Australian is a terror at the Labyrinth of Tigers.

This is the Sexy Anemone Shrimp.

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.

Yes, that is in fact it’s real name. I’m totally not making this up. It actually gets its name from the way it likes to walk around. What the video shows is just how the Sexy Anemone Shrimp does.

Omg it's been like a week and I never followed you! I'm sorry, but now I'm following you so yay! (this is Fay from SDCC btw)

Hey! What’s up?!?!

I would send a longer message but my dog is on top of me…

frickfracken:

Because sending paper birds to each other is so heterosexual.

i fucked up the first time i posted this i’m sorry im trash