throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

yes

man i have to fuckin pee like super bad but im so fucking comfortable aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#firstworldproblems

Hockey Penalties: Slashing, Light Saber edition!


original post here for the Double Decker Couch

what? like, WHAT?!?!?!??



(I would apologize for all the hockey gifs, but they are fucking hilarious and you know it.)

original post here for the Double Decker Couch

what? like, WHAT?!?!?!??

(I would apologize for all the hockey gifs, but they are fucking hilarious and you know it.)

Oh no! I hope his mask doesn’t have a cold!

Oh no! I hope his mask doesn’t have a cold!

what did i do?
WHY TUMBLR, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE FINGER!!!??!!??!!!!??!!

what did i do?

WHY TUMBLR, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE FINGER!!!??!!??!!!!??!!

OMG this is so funny I almost died…..

cali-canuck:

Sidney Crosby post game on TSN

God he is so hot…..Hockey has ruined me for normal, non-sweaty, small assed men. 

terezidactyl:

mpoirot:

so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)

image

are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire

Sometimes you just gotta let the world burn…

These are Mites people. They have to be at least under seven….awwwwwweee. Look at them go!

thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

I gave a rattlesnake my mom got to before me (aka she killed it) a funeral complete with tombstone….and my mom thinks I’m crazy…

Full Moon Dates for 2014

firlalaith:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

for my followers whose periods match up with full moons

I refer to my period as ‘Wolfing Out’ or ‘werewolf time’ even when it doesn’t line up. It sounds so much cooler.

kess-my-ass:

Do you think people go through the flower tag looking for nice pictures of roses and tulips but just find pictures of marc andre fleury

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

someone please make Flower a flower crown.

please

I like that we had to include ‘smite you’ on that list.

I like that we had to include ‘smite you’ on that list.

dingdongyouarewrong:

thesheriffssecretpolice:

nvcrofficial:

dingdongyouarewrong:

"I wish I lived in night vale!"
nO
NO YOU DONT
THEY LITERALLY LIVE UNDER A TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE AND HAVE THEIR OWN HUNGER GAMES WHERE PEOPLE ARE MAULED TO DEATH BY WILD ANIMALS
YOU
DO
NOT
WANT TO LIVE IN FUCKING NIGHT VALE JFC

Because Night Vale is the greatest town in this nation.

WE CAN CONFIRM, NIGHT VALE IS THE BEST TOWN IN THE WORLD. SAYING OTHERWISE WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE RE-EDUCATION.

oh shit

It matters not if we die horrible, our days cut short. The lives we live now are merely flickers in the grand expanse of time. But do not let fear consume you, in this end we are reborn into a new existence, all the while still dwarfed by the great void that will one day consume our universe. It is the people who live to great age I feel the saddest for, for they must wait much longer to begin their lives again.